http://www.onetongorilla.com/ working at becoming half the man i used to be 2006-09-20T23:34:54-05:00 http://www.onetongorilla.com/archives/2006/09/nightmare.html My biggest nightmare is for people to know how much i really weigh. yeah i know I am stupid. Obviously I walk around all fat, but putting a number on it is just too much for me to bear so... smitty 2006-09-20T23:34:54-05:00 http://www.onetongorilla.com/archives/2006/09/starting_again.html Well i have not posted in a long time, funny thing is i have made hundreds of posts in my head, just that when i get to my computer time is too precious to waste on blogging. however, i kinda... smitty 2006-09-17T12:13:02-05:00 http://www.onetongorilla.com/archives/2006/05/welp.html ok this is a small test to see if blogging is working again for this account.... smitty 2006-05-29T19:27:08-05:00 http://www.onetongorilla.com/archives/2005/10/trust.html Trusting in God will provide the greatest reward. This is a hard one. I took a few minutes to pray today and as I was praying the above statement hit me. Not like I haven't heard it before, but it... smitty 2005-10-10T16:53:09-05:00 http://www.onetongorilla.com/archives/2005/10/zoo_zipper.html Went to the National Zoo today, got there at 7:00am. Got to see the Panda's grazing that was cool. Saw a ton of other animals. The worst part is that the small mammal house smelled like our cat's litter... smitty 2005-10-05T23:17:29-05:00 http://www.onetongorilla.com/archives/2005/10/two_from_vacati_1.html see the sniper on the roof of the White House, to the left of the flag, he watched us the whole time. Being the freak I am i was whispering things to him, like: I know you are listening... smitty 2005-10-04T21:21:34-05:00 http://www.onetongorilla.com/archives/2005/09/nano_nano.html Have a friend who is trying to earn an iPod nano via the freepay site. IF you want to hop on the bandwagon and also help him out. Follow the link to your free nano today: http://ipodnanos.freepay.com/?r=22128295 BTW, aren't they... smitty 2005-09-15T13:47:09-05:00 http://www.onetongorilla.com/archives/2005/08/1c92427.html Remember that in a race everyone runs, but only one person gets the prize. You also must run in such a way that you will win. All athletes practice strict self-control. They do it to win a prize that will... smitty 2005-08-31T21:34:52-05:00 http://www.onetongorilla.com/archives/2005/07/do_nuts.html Well today I was up at 6:30. I know, it is vacation but there was still work to be done. Our new vacation house sits right next to Browns at St. Charles Place. Browns is famous for their donuts. Every... smitty 2005-07-04T10:51:30-05:00 http://www.onetongorilla.com/archives/2005/07/ocean_city_2005.html smitty 2005-07-03T10:53:21-05:00 http://www.onetongorilla.com/archives/2005/06/food_fight_resu.html Took some of the teens from our Sunday Night Bible Study on a mini-retreat. Had a food fight, it was fun & messy.... smitty 2005-06-13T23:21:45-05:00 http://www.onetongorilla.com/archives/2005/06/psp.html got my free psp delivered on friday. not that i need one or want one, but free is usually good, right? so well i am a believer. I have two friends who are very close to finishing up there free... smitty 2005-06-06T10:08:26-05:00 http://www.onetongorilla.com/archives/2005/06/flabbergasted_g.html I know this matters to you, but if you search Google for "flabbergasted gallbladder" I am the top two sites listed. I am 16th on the list if searching Google for Brian Smith, which out of 23,600,000 results 16 is... smitty 2005-06-01T13:01:28-05:00 http://www.onetongorilla.com/archives/2005/05/less_is_more.html this old song from relient k has been stuck in my head for a few days, I was lucky enough to get rid of it on Sunday, I had replaced it with another relient k song, but it is back.... smitty 2005-05-31T14:11:42-05:00 http://www.onetongorilla.com/archives/2005/04/big_air_ball_to_1.html My son, Caleb, Age 5 got a Big Air Ball Tower for Christmas. It looks like a cool toy. You build this 3-5 foot tall contraption made out of K'nex (legos meets tinker toys) and when you are done... smitty 2005-04-21T00:43:54-05:00